8 June 2010
Greg Bass
Acting Executive Dean: Faculty of Health Sciences
Go Bafana Bafana, go! Make us proud! After screaming our support for you elsewhere in our land, we will see you in the round of 16 and the semi-final in Durban at the Moses Mabhida Stadium. We know that you will be there, because when it comes to sport the Faculty of Health Sciences knows its football. More importantly, when you are in Durban we have what it takes to attend to all your allied medical needs.
If you slip a disc or pull a muscle, do not despair, we will send over a Chiropractor and have you back on the field in no time. Afraid of losing your front teeth, from a stray elbow? Our Dental Technicians and Dental Assistants will make you a mouth guard. Maybe you are concerned that your environment is unsafe. No problem, our Environmental Health officers are on their way. If you need hospital care, our Emergency Medical Care staff will get you there in a flash. Moreover, waiting for you in hospital will be our own trained nurses and Clinical Technologists. Perhaps you will need a blood test? Our Biomedical Technologists will, pronto, oblige. However, if perchance you prefer to be treated by a Homoeopath, just call and we will be there. If you are traveling with your kids to Durban, our Child and Youth Care practitioners are on call for friendly, fast service. So distress, just call our Somatologists for a relaxing massage.
Bafana Bafana, we wish you a thousand ladumas. Go Bafana Bafana go!
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